I am ignoring my mother issues for now all though I did discuss my HUGE toilet phobia with my head friend yesterday. Basically it comes down to this... I am now on full blown optifast. What is optifast full of. Lactose. What at age 35 have I discovered I have an intolerance for? Lactose.
Outcome.... Big issues with a toilet phobia. I usually don't go anywhere but home...and I mean anywhere. I have held on for 3 days at my inlaws before I finally had to go and then I made P go in straight afterme so nobody knew I had gone. Anyway moving on
So I have been reading on the lapband forums that people name their bands. I thought I might like to name mine ...when I get it. I couldn't think of anything I liked but I thought of a name for the port. I am naming my port Pete. I think Pete is a good name for a Roadie and as we all know the roadie travels with the.....you guessed it the roadie travels with the band...hehehe I still think that is funny even after 24 hrs it's making me chuckle.
So this morning in the shower I was still trying to come up with names for the band. And here it is...wait for it.
Jimmy Choo and the Shakers.
hehehe
Cracks me up. So I was telling P this morning about my bands name and I said I wish my stomach would settle down (lactose intolerance again) and I said it is like having a pack of teeange groupies rushing the stage. hehe. Full of something. I'd like to think wit but think it might be shit.
So there you are I have named the band and..... Pete the Roadie.
So other than that all is good. We are still on countdown. 2 weeks to go today. I am about 8 kilos down but just starting ttom so not sure if that is accurate or not.
I need 1 last steak before I get banded and 1 more pizza night. It is hard to stay focused on the opticrap when you know that last drinks have been called. I am having good days and bad as far as emotions go. I am working through them as they come up and feel like at least 75% of the time I am doing the right thing. So we are still travelling.
Countdown to banding day
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2 comments:
I love it! I wish you the best with Jimmy Choo and Pete the Roadie.
That cracked me up!!! Now, you have me sitting my office trying to think of names for mine -- unfortunately, I can't get past Pete at the moment, so an official name will have to come to me later. But I definitely think this is a GREAT idea.
I hear ya on the Optifast. Bleh! For me, I got to the point where I'd rather not eat or drink anything as compared to having to drink that stuff. It's not that it tasted completely horrible -- it just wasn't a pepperoni pizza (and I wonder why I needed the band....)
Hang in there! You're so close!
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